http://uszts.com/the-best-zombie-machete-for-you/ Protection from the Undead Sat, 02 Jul 2011 17:03:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 http://uszts.com/the-best-zombie-machete-for-you/comment-page-1/#comment-50 Jared Ryan Thu, 08 Jul 2010 04:10:01 +0000 http://uszts.com/?p=423#comment-50 Make the mistake of choosing a plastic handled machete and you'll find it quite useless shortly. After a couple of good zombie nugget lopings you'll have a machete drenched with blood and without a rubber grip you'll quickly lose one of your most valuable zombie weapons and soon after.... your life! Make the mistake of choosing a plastic handled machete and you’ll find it quite useless shortly. After a couple of good zombie nugget lopings you’ll have a machete drenched with blood and without a rubber grip you’ll quickly lose one of your most valuable zombie weapons and soon after…. your life!

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