U.S. Zombie Tactical Squad

Protection from the Undead

Our team has been working to train people for the coming Zombie Apocalypse through tools and tips learned in their various fields of expertise. We expect to give you the same tools and training to ensure your one of the survivors, and not part of the undead plague. By keeping up to date on the latest literature, tools, and training we plan to show you how to stay healthy and avoid becoming one of the undead horde that will pillage humanity. So check back with us on a regular basis to ensure you are prepared to survive the Zombie Apocalypse

Archive for the ‘Weapons’ Category

Automatic Or Semi-Automatic, Which Is Best For Fending Off Zombies

Posted by mercutiom On January - 20 - 2010

When it comes to killing a zombie horde, what’s better; a single shot or a hail of lead flying through the air?  Well, it might surprise some to find out that, when faced with the flesh eating undead, the single shot is the better option, regardless of the number of walking corpses headed your way.

Yes, when dealing with the zombies there’s one thing you want above all else in your weapon, and that’s control.  A semi-automatic weapon, one that fires a single shot each time the trigger is pulled, is preferred highly over those that fire multiple times per pull, known as automatic weapons.  The reason for this is simple physics. Read the rest of this entry »

What’s A Grenade Worth?

Posted by mercutiom On January - 15 - 2010

Grenades are decent anti-personnel weapons and one would assume that they would be worth using against the zombie hordes.  However, this is not the case.  When it comes to the undead, grenades are next to worthless.

A grenade works as a shrapnel scattering weapon.  The explosive inside detonates and forces the metal casing away from its center.  The shrapnel tears into the flesh of the nearby victim causing excessive damage and pain.  Against the live human, the grenade is a pretty good weapon. Read the rest of this entry »

Handguns And The Undead

Posted by mercutiom On November - 17 - 2009

The handgun is one thing that everyone should have close at…uh…hand…when dealing with the zombie threat.  But as with the shotgun, they should not be your weapon of choice.

Handguns are excellent for close up encounters with the undead, but only extreme experts have the accuracy to use them at the long ranges suggested when dealing with a zombie threat.  We recommend you purchase at least one, and preferably several.  They are relatively light weight, ammo is standardized, and there isn’t a great deal of training needed to understand the basics of use.

Here are the 5 handguns we recommend: Read the rest of this entry »

Escape Plan Part 3 Of 4: Pack Before Hand

Posted by mercutiom On November - 12 - 2009

It should go without saying, but it doesn’t.  Most people don’t prepare for emergencies until those emergencies are occurring.  These same people may have done all the studying on any possible emergency.  They may know that they should have bottled water stored in the case of an earthquake, or that they should have a fire extinguisher in their kitchen, but they don’t.  People, in general, don’t prepare.

This is something that you should change in yourself.  The zombies are coming, it’s only a matter of time.  So don’t get caught unprepared.  Pack now, and make sure that you have everything you need prepared.

It is also important to make sure you have all the necessary gear in multiple locations.  You never know where you will be when the outbreak happens so make sure you have caches in several areas throughout your home.  You will also want to make sure you have ones in your office and your vehicle in case you’re away from home. Read the rest of this entry »

Rule 6: Cast Iron Skillet and Rule 15: Bowling Ball

Posted by mercutiom On October - 31 - 2009

We have very little to say about these “rules.”  They were obviously made up by the producers to fill the list and market the film, and they’re both stupid.

While we agree that a cast iron skillet is a functional object for both breaking skulls and making eggs, it’s not a rule, it’s a piece of metal.  In fact, if you’re on the run, the last thing you want to have to carry is a cast iron skillet.  They are heavy and will just slow you down.

As for a bowling ball, that’s also a noun and not a rule.  It’s not even a very functional zombie killer.  Try aiming a thrown bowling ball at a zombie’s head.  Hell, try aiming one at a truck, you’re probably going to miss either one. Read the rest of this entry »

The Katana Was Made For Beheading

Posted by mercutiom On October - 27 - 2009

Oh, sweet shimmering blade of death.  What would we do without you.  Since its creation in the fourteenth century, the Katana (sometimes called the Samurai) sword has become one of the preferred weapons of any death dealer.

A properly made Katana runs approximately 73cm (just over 2 ft) in length and is worn with the blade up, allowing the user to draw and slice in a single movement.  A well made and tended blade will easily cut through flesh and bone in one cut, and was used by the Imperial Military to behead prisoners up until the Second World War. Read the rest of this entry »

Nothing Is Quite As Sweet As A 12-Gauge To The Face

Posted by mercutiom On October - 22 - 2009

The Shotgun

Regardless of what Hollywood has been telling us for decades, zombies and shotguns go together like water and oil.  While still a necessary weapon to carry, don’t expect to be able to take down oncoming hordes with your 12-gauge and a bag of ammo, but there are places where the shotgun is useful when combating the undead.

Pros/Cons

A shotgun is a backup tool only.  It should never be your primary weapon and should only be carried if you have the capacity.  If you only have enough room for a shotgun or food, bring the food and leave the shells at home. Read the rest of this entry »

Machete: The Efficient Zombie Killer

Posted by mercutiom On October - 10 - 2009

The Machete

Ah, the machete.  Whether your hacking a path through the thickest of jungles, or the thickest pack of the walking undead, there is nary a better weapon to have.  In fact, we recommend that you carry at least two, and preferably four with you at all times.

The machete is one of the most inexpensive, and yet most useful weapons available on the market today.  A decent machete (or “shete”) will only put you back $20 or so, and it’s durable, easy to use, and does the work of multiple tools.

Pros/Cons

While we would not recommend it as your primary zombie slaying tool, the machete is also a great weapon to help in killing the undead hordes pounding down your doors.  Here are some of the pros we’ve put together in recommending the machete as your best backup weapon option. Read the rest of this entry »

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